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Puccini Play

La Piccola Donne Di Puccini

(Puccini’s Little Women)

Act Two

Scene Twelve

 

NESSUN DORMA FROM TURANDOT

OPENING BARS PLAYED ON THE ACCORDION.

 

(The musician sits down sensibly. Elvira smells the flowers. She takes the dead flowers from the vase and replaces them with the fresh. She arranges them.)

 

Elvira              So, we know you are a good worker, Doria.

 Your work has always been exemplary

for your youth.

And of course your dear family…

Doria              Yes, Madam.

Elvira              Our friendship has been…

Doria              Yes, Madam.

Elvira              And now we need you very much,

very much indeed.

Doria              Madam. It is an …(Nods her head.)

Elvira              The Maestro has lost his mobility

and is in a delicate state.

He needs constant attention

and sympathetic nursing to return to his former

vigour.

Giulia              (An aside.) Yes, vigour is a nice word.

Doria              Yes, Madam, I under….

Elvira              Yes, I know, Doria,

but it is important

at a time like this

to spell things out.

To make things clear.

For your sake,

for the Maestro’s sake

and for the sake of his health.

And of course for my sake.

Doria              I will do anything.

 

(Elvira stops flower arranging and gives her whole attention to Doria.)

 

Elvira              You need not do ‘anything’, Doria.

Your duties are very clear.

Doria              Yes, I see Madam.

Elvira              You will rise early

and set and light the fire in the music room.

Before the Maestro rises

you will see to his laundry.

I don’t have to remind you of the special attention that must be made to his collars and cuffs,

because I know you are a girl who has an eye for detail.

The Maestro has often praised your ironing.

(Giulia laughs.)

Doria              Thank you Madam.

Elvira              Your last task,

before you take the Maestro his mid morning latte

will be to iron the newspaper,

so that it is nice and crisp for reading.

Doria              I could read….

Elvira              The leg fracture is slow to heal, but,

oh beloved Jesus,

the Maestro was spared.

Doria              (Whispering and crossing herself.) Thank you blessed Virgin.

 

(Giulia crosses herself.)

 

Elvira             He did not die in that automobile.

The Lord kept him

and me

in the palm of his hand.

He is still able to use his genius,

though of course the injuries from such an accident

take their toll mentally

as well as physically. (Pause.)

The Maestro is exhausted.

He needs complete bed rest,

though he will insist on the wheel chair.

You will take the greatest care when you lift him.

Another accident must be avoided at all cost.

We cannot allow him to fall.

God wills a safe recovery.

Doria              I will pray for the Maestro’s full….

Elvira             The praying you will do

in private.

We do not want the Maestro to think his recovery has to be prayed for.

Doria              Of course not, Madam.

Elvira                      You will not touch the bandages

- you understand,

that must be left to the physicians at the hospital.

But you are required to keep the Maestro comfortable.

Doria              I see, Madam, does that mean…?

Elvira              No it doesn’t.

It doesn’t mean that.

I or the boy will deal with that.

You will boil the water and layout the requirements.

You will empty and clean out the pot.

Your nursing will not be….

how can I say it….

intimate.

You are for general nursing.

Doria              That is no problem, Madam.

Elvira             When it comes to meal times,

it is important that they are regular

and the food is not too rich,

because of the Maestro’s diabetes.

The kitchen will prepare light nutritional meals.

When a patient is incapacitated

and they are unable to exercise,

it is important to keep the intake limited to aid digestion.

Albina             He will need encouragement to eat.

Elvira              His morning eggs should be lightly boiled

as he likes them.

Doria              The timing is crucial to….

Giulia              He prefers them scrabbled.

Elvira              He will need help with the egg shell.

He needs help with his egg shell,

when he’s fully fit.

We have his Mother Albina to thank for that.

May she rest in peace.  

Doria              With the angels on His right….

Elvira              If they come visiting from the village,

send for me.

A gift of a duck egg for the Maestro’s breakfast

will be welcome.

Fish welcome too, for supper.

They must be sent to the kitchen door

with any produce they might bring,

but under no circumstances may they visit the Maestro.

The Maestro will want to see them,

but I forbid it.

Do you understand?

Doria              I understand Madam.

Elvira              You will make sure that the Maestro eats and eats alone,

at the allotted time,

either in the music room

or if it is warm enough,

outside on the terrace,

if that is his desire.

A big girl like yourself will have no problems

pushing the chair onto the terrace.

A little sunlight will aid the healing process.

Doria              The late afternoon light on the terrace is….

Elvria              Yes.

The Maestro may like you to read the paper to him.

But beware,

avoid the sensational stories.

It is important that he keeps calm. (Pause.)

And remember there will be no extras.

Doria              No extras. Madam?

Elvira              Absolutely none.

And he should have only red wine.

Albina             Just red wine.

Elvira              You understand?

Doria              I understand my duties, Madam.

It is an honour to be of service

to the great Giacomo Puccini and to yourself,

as always.

In this hour of need

I will work tirelessly to help the Maestro return

to his former robust health. (Pause.)

Tobacco, Madam?

What about smoking, Madam?

Elvira              What about it, Doria?

Doria              The Maestro?

He’s allowed his cigars?

Elvira              But of course, Doria, you stupid girl.

Can you imagine the Maestro without a fine corona in his   hand?

Doria              Perhaps not Madam.

Elvira              It relaxes the body and relieves tension.

Just what is needed at a time like this.

Maybe we could all do with a good cigar, Doria.

 

(Indicating the dead flowers.)

 

Take the dead flowers out and put them on the compost.

 

(Doria smells the dead flowers and puts them in the pram.)